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My smile is worth like 2 dollars.

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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paprika:

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

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thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

bakrua:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

my last resort to pass college


Just gonna…

bakrua:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

my last resort to pass college

Just gonna…

onlylolgifs:

Hong Kong protester catching a tear gas grenade and throwing it back


Good luck my friends

onlylolgifs:

Hong Kong protester catching a tear gas grenade and throwing it back

Good luck my friends

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

arabianwave:

The skies are grey here too my friend

glauxpoetica:

thelastdoctorpony:

bryantbushido:

Yep.

This show got really deep fast.

this is like marxist theory of labor jesus CHRIST

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

Staphlococcus 

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

Staphlococcus